Editor: On behalf of restaurants, here will be your new menu under the Green New Deal: Onions, tomatoes, lettuce, cabbage, carrots, green beans, peas, cucumbers, melons, zucchini, squash, vinegar and oil, if in season and not recalled because of salmonella and other contaminated food poisons.

Because our U.S. cattle are now extinct, we no longer can offer the following items: Hamburgers, cheeseburgers, steaks, Reubens, grilled cheese, cheese items, macaroni and cheese, milk, meatloaf, yogurt, milk shakes, sundaes, tacos, ice cream, butter, various pies and cakes.

Our drive-up window is no longer available since there is no fuel for vehicles. Please bring your own table service as our staff now consists of three people: the cook, the cashier and one waiter.

While America has changed, we Americans can take great pride in knowing out of 195 countries, once again the United States has stepped forward to be the only one to protect and save the planet.

Connie Solano

Pearce

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